nicole wanted to be paris, now fears a fate like paris

So, I received my desired rest just in time to find this morning that Ms. Paris has left jail and been confined to her home for 40 days. Those punks. That slut.

Now, half-black buddy Nicole Richie is scared that she, too, will be slapped with the realization that she truly isn't "above the law." See http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19081418/.
Poor thing already looks like she survives on trail mix and water. She would keel over and break a hip were she given a jail sentence. And then those tabloid rumors that she's pregnant...hm. I find that I have no sympathy for these silly girls, especially when I'm out here, busting my butt trying to do right. I have more of a smug, intensely giggle-ridden, Hallelujah-praising pride in knowing that, yes, I am better than them. Please believe me.

I must say, everybody does have problems. Look at the documentary, "The Last Days of Left Eye." Look at Brangelina's life. Look at your life. But don't tell me that problems are worth glamorizing, as done from the skeletal horse's mouth. Especially if you're starting to look like a certified crackhead.

Everybody needs Jesus. Nicole needs something else...