Good morning, July! Oh, it's the second. Never mind.
So, the Spice Girls have decided to do a reunion tour. Um...why? Are they really "girls?" They have seven children between them. Ew. I wish my momma would tell me she's doing a reunion tour of a girl-power-generation-bubble-gum-pop group that's waaaay beyond its time. And they have fluffy names...Ginger Spice, Sporty Spice, Baby--come on! Stop the madness!!
This just in: I read yesterday on MSN that a man attacked a peacock in the parking lot of a New York Burger King because he said the bird was "a vampire." Can you say, cuckoo? Really, nut balls? A real vampire? I thought they became bats when they weren't in their human form? So what do I know?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19534938/?GT1=10056
The moral of this posting is: Read the title.
No, really.
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