what the hell happened to michelle, kelly, and rosie? you thought I was gon' say "beyonce," huh?

I remember that I hadn't done my "What the Hell Happened" posting today, so I'll do it now. It's 3 hours until Saturday. I've got time. Here are some women who have lost their damn minds.


Michelle Rodriguez. The only other picture I had seen of her, besides this one, was her covered in white face paint. Pretty scary stuff. And pretty nuts. I guess this is your brain on drugs. The career is going so well, too. Let's get it together, sista, and make that money.


Kelly Osborne looks like a walking corpse, especially with the black wig. Damn. This is the epitome of "What the Hell Happened?" Homegirl needs to drop 40 pounds, get a new weave, a good tan, and fire her makeup artist. Then I could work with her. Right now she just looks like she belongs in the Thriller video.


It all went downhill with Rosie when she was actively feuding with rich-ass Donald Trump. Then, she quit The View. Rosie's life is apparently in shambles. We're sure to see more eye-scalding and unflattering pictures of her to come. Rosie just needs some good dick. It'll do it for you. But, there's no hope there. Plus, who would bang her? lol


Happy Weekend!!