Thursday, May 24, 2007

the drunken dead paris bit of masterwork

Good morning, world! In light of the upcoming Paris Hilton jail day, I thought I'd post comments dedicated to the silly little vixen. Some time ago, a story was posted on MSN about controversial sculptor Dan Edwards' next greatest endeavor. He managed to sculpt a "dead" Paris Hilton undergoing an autopsy to teach kids about the dangers of drunk driving. Yeah, that's a good way to cover it up! Click on the link for a picture. It's incredibly masterful. I mean, he even got the damn dog!

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/visualart/315006_hiltonart10.html

Personally, I think he just doesn't like the chick. A lot of people don't like her because she's, well, "blonde," for one. I ignore her.

I laughed at this picture initially, but it isn't funny! [struggling solemn face] So, maybe it is, just a wee bit. The child should know better, first of all. She claimed that she didn't know her license was suspended. Right. Secondly, drinking and driving is not only illegal, but it's very dangerous. Ok, I just sounded really [] for a minute there. []=square

But, I'm thinking, if a famous artist sculpted me dead, posing like I'm ready for a freakishly good time, with a drink in one hand and a cell phone in the other, and wearing a hot tiara, I'd be embarrassed, offended, and ready to fight. Then, of course, I'm far from being Paris Hilton, or from being "blonde," period.

I hope this man didn't "kill" Paris. Her spirit may be shot, or "crashed," now, but wait until she gets inside that 23-day jail sentence. TV for one hour a day. Only one hot meal a day. No cell phone. No Tinkerbell. She just might snap. And then we'll be looking at Dan a little bit more strangely...

1 comment:

Leoninatl said...

I have NO sympathy for Parisite Herpeston whatsoever. She made bad decisions that got her into this mess. She made her bed, so she has to lie in it.