Tuesday, May 22, 2007

maybe being shot in the penis would have awaken him?

On MSN this morning, there was a story about a man who was shot in the head as he slept, and the man did not wake up until four hours later. To me, this is a very odd thing. [plain face] Hmm...I've never been shot, nor do I want to be, but I can imagine the excruciating pain one feels during such a thing. A steel mushroom the size of a good 1-caret diamond earring just punched a hole in your body...what do you think? "Pain" isn't the word. But this man got shot in the head. And did he feel it? Did he think he was dreaming? All I know is, how do you NOT KNOW you just got shot in the f****** head, dude? Sleep or not. He needs to go in the Guinness book for "World's Heaviest Sleeper." The MSN headline read, "Don't Wake Me For Anything Less Than a Grenade." Ha! Good one, guys! Maybe it was that West Virginia air. This man is truly lucky to be alive, but I think he was drunk as all hell. He had to be more drunk than words can describe. And if alcohol can make you sleep through being shot in the head, give me two of them suckas!

The crazy story:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18790581/?GT1=9951

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