so, whose dick should be shot off?

I'm disgusted this early Tuesday morning to find that, indeed, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds are engaged. Big ring and all. http://www.eurweb.com/story/eur35462.cfm
The reason why I'm disgusted is far-reaching. (A) Eddie cheated on his gorgeous wife, perhaps numerous times. Even recently, he made his seventh baby with ex-Spice Girl Melanie Brown, and still has not publicly fessed up to the fact that the baby girl is his. Who wants a man who cannot take care of his responsibilities and claim his children? Apparently, Tracey does. (B) Eddie just divorced his wife in April, barely a year ago, after a lengthy marriage. Tracey was married 13 years before her divorce from Babyface, which was finalized when? One month ago?! And they've been dating 10 months or so...? And this is gonna work because why...? (C) Eddie isn't making enough money to support 9 children! 6 "real," 1 "illegitimate," and 2 "steps." His last good movie was what...? And when...? And Shrek doesn't count!

Stars are funny. They claim that them and their partners were having marital "troubles" before the public knew about it. A divorce was "pending" anyway for months. Blah, blah, blah. And I definitely believe that this could be true, and that the public doesn't need to be all up in your business all the time. But now, we're really gonna bite into you because you look really stupid. Come on, Trace! You're too beautiful to be so dumb! What's wrong with just dating? You gotta plan another wedding, too, for the end of the year?

What's it called? "Serial monogamy?" Serial monogamy is characterized by a series of long-term, exclusive sexual relationships entered into consecutively over the lifespan. This behavior is a variant of monogamy, in which a given individual has only one sexual partner throughout life. This behavior is sometimes referred to as a form of, or replacement for, polygamy. However, this practice inherently excludes the practice of having multiple simultaneous sexual partners. Thanks, Wikipedia.

--> I predict that (A) they will break up before they get down the aisle, or (B) they'll be divorced within a year after their wedding. I can seriously bet on that with a straight face, and I'm not a gambler. You can do better, Tracey. This has got to be a dick thing. Eddie must be packing extraordinarily because it's pretty nasty and complicated.

"The news comes just days after Murphy denied suggestions that they were engaged, when Tracey was spotted with a diamond on her ring finger at an LA movie premiere. At that point, Murphy said: "No, this isn't an engagement ring. If I were gonna do an engagement ring, it would be much bigger." He asked Edmonds to marry him just two days later.

'Tracey and Eddie were engaged last Wednesday,' Edmonds' assistant told E! News. 'Tracey and Eddie are both very much in love and are excited about spending the rest of their lives together.' Representatives for Murphy, who is the father of Melanie Brown's baby Angel Iris Murphy Brown, have refused to comment on the story."

And I once was an Eddie Murphy fan.